Thursday, April 29, 2004

Embry-Riddle actually has a policy that states that there can be no guns, ammo, knives, or "any weapons" on campus! What the hell is this uber-liberal policy doing at an aerospace/engineering school?! We're in the middle of nowhereville Prescott, AZ! All sorts of crazies and goblins could be hiding in the desert waiting for some poor, defenseless college kid to prey on. How are we supposed to defend ourselves? I, personally, am bringing my "letter openers." I'll carry them around with me if I have to. Hell, we are all adults. We should be able to handle the responsiblily of a weapon; because if we couldn't, we probably would be dead or locked up already.What if I wanted to start a weapon's club, or a metalworking club? I'll just have to rebel I guess.

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

I'm just going to post something from my other blog...

I do hereby declare myself King, Ruler of france. Don't laugh. I'm serious. What are they going to do? Call me names? Surrender? Oooohhh, I'm scared of the white flags. Now, as I am king, I set out a few decrees. First, all current citizens are hereby evicted from wherever they are, and are to move to a state yet to be determined. Second, I do hereby declare that the United States' holding of Saddam Hussein is wrong, and demand that he be released to the protection of france, and that he is to be sovereign governor of the state, to be determined, where all current french citizens are to be moved to. All other terrorists are also invited to this state, where, and only where, they will be free from persecution by french forces. Third, in the spirit of cooperation with the world with the War on Terror, I do hereby invite any nation that wishes to carpet-bomb said state to do so, in order to destroy the fore-mentioned terrorists. Fourth, france officially withdraws from the United Nations. Any current french citizen violating or resisting any of these decrees are declared traitors, and will be executed on sight.

So let it be writen, so let it be done.

This is from Kim duToit:

Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
-George Orwel


And when this convention is not followed, of course, one is labeled a fool, or stupid; as though plain-speaking is a deficiency rather than a virtue."

You said it, brother.

Monday, April 26, 2004

Hopefully someone will help me get something in the way of links and stuff. That way I can really get on with my conservative schenanigans.

Hello, and welcome to france's new, official blog, courtesey of the king himself. One thing you may notice is that france will never, EVER, be capitalized. That is, until I actually go to that stinkhole and take my rightful place. They don't seem to believe that they have to listen to someone that isn't there, that they haven't even heard of. Damn frenchies. I'll show them.
Basically, this site is for my political commentaries and such, as it seems my friends don't appear to like it too much. Well, now they won't get to hear my kingly comments about such things unless they come here. Boy, will they be missing out.